I’m sorry, but I can’t help it.

David Davis

HO11Y SF … S3VVY … P11KY D … BIG 2283 … ROG11E … N1’5 NAT (“Nat” was probably “Natalie” and very clearly the astonishingly hour-glass-shaped blonde female chattel of someone clearly called “Nigel”, who was not actually present at the time…the vehicle was a black Merc 500SLK or something similar) … S1’5 TOY… (seen shortly after the previous one…) … S44MY B …

When, in a family I was teaching the son and daughter of, I asked the dad what he was getting the boy for his 18th, he replied “a personal number plate”. “Why?” I asked. “On t’road, people will know who he is, then”.

One response to “I’m sorry, but I can’t help it.

  1. MR5 5 BOW …
    Not very imaginative, that one.