I found this over at Legiron’s place, somewhere in Sunny Scotland, and I’m sorry but I just have to share the pic with you droids.
Let me quote from his piece:-
Anyway, the label informs me that it contains seven different nationalities of sulphite, but above that are the three little pictures of interest.
The first one obviously means ‘drink as much as you like, it won’t make you fat’. The second tells you what you can expect the room to do if you overindulge.
The third one looks like a one-armed man taking another bottle from a rather large wine rack and is an encouragement to open another one. How does a one-armed man operate a corkscrew? This and other deep questions have occupied many a booze-fuelled discussion in the past, and no doubt will in the future. (This para won’t go red, however hard I try, so bugger it.)
But I think we want some other captions too, people.