Why does it matter to the world, what these men do? Does it matter if the golfer-chappy lives or dies? Not really.
But also, to help us from being assailed by this sort of news-rubbish-stuff too often, I agree with what Celia Walden (who is that?) said earlier today about sportsmen. They ought to be forbidden to marry until age 350 or somethng. And trying to sit their animal passions with what “sponsors” whatever those are want them to seem to be, is just mad and silly, it will end in tears as it has done with Tiger Woods and John Terry and who knows how many more.
And this is really realyl funny, you have to have a laugh, please have a look! It’s sort of a bit related to the guys above.