Harry Djanogly (never heard of him, so he must be an eminently sensible and ordinary guy, but how can you give a job to someone called that?) is on the carpet for his gates.
In fact I have __so__ never heard of him, that he is in fact called “Jonathan”. Sorry, man. Yo.
I think this was the most sensible use of State Money. Very sound idea and to be applauded.
We should all have some, now. Better and more safety-conscious than Duck islands. (How, oh how, could this bugger not __see__ how utterly, utterly crass and stupid and cretinous that would look, if it came out?)
How can we avoid sharing in the staggering humiliation that all this stuff heaps on us as a nation, in the eyes of, say, Latvians? For example? Or even Koreans? (I leave you to judge which sort.)