Smoking ban beaten at last!

David Davis

You saw it here first! Now, you can safely and legally smoke in pubs, bars, shops, cars, vans, restaurants, government offices, schools, swimming pools (i guess) and IN FRONT OF COUNCIL Soviet OFFICERS, when tyey “visit” your “home”.

3 responses to “Smoking ban beaten at last!

  1. For the same price as one of those devices one could have 20 or more tins of snuff.

  2. Yeh, you’re right.

    But who, in modern post-secular, post-capitalist, knowledge-free Britain, knows what snuff is?

    They probably think it’s about videos of people being killed.

  3. Sad, but true.
    But, if you’re ever in here you would be pleased to see that they sell snuff at the bar.