This piece is of great levity and little substance, and heavy-libertarians will sneer at the LA, but I will type anyway. It’s about how people do life, and what some regard as important or interesting or even, just, fun: something you could even have got for yourself.
When an English Llibertarian adminsitration comes to power , I’d just like to tell some of you buggers how to behave in the places where certain rituals are conducted. This is how you get to be “accepted”, and how to get to go out with (and possibly marry) the best women, who will understand best how to continue “the liberal project”, using you and your genes. Next week, I’ll do Henley for you. This week, it’s Ascot.
My rheumatoid arthritis is giving me some remission, and so therefore I get ired about the presumptious presumptions of the journalists who work for the British Political-Enemy-Class. This piece amused me – or at least its subtext did.
Ascot (pronounced ” asc'(a)t” – and YOU MUST NEVER SAY … “We’re going to “Royal Asc-Ott” (as in “ASC-OTT” – it’s like saying “Harrow-Gate“) instead of “harroga’t” – and YOU MUST NEVER go “horse-riding” or “horse-racing” – it’s “riding” or “racing”….everyone knows that only horses are ridden or raced – there is no other kind of racing at all) is one of those things which I think would persist even under a liberatarian administration. It is not even certain that we would remove The Queen or any English hereditary monarch as Head of State. Certainly, British libertarians would continue to uphold a British (minimal) State, I feel sure, and which might well have an hereditary component.
Oh…and you must never say “Royal” as in “Royal Asc-ott”. If you do, it tells us that …well…the GramscoStaliNazis would understand what to do with you as you are trying hard to better yourself. But we, however, as liberals, will let it pass, and you may proceed……you are allowed under our admninstrations to better yourself and we will forgive verbal faux-pas.
No, the point about this link is that GramscoStaliNazis have succeeded in corrupting everything, as planned. This is what they do, what they have always cheerfully planned to do, and what is their job. The Fabians who were their preliminary-scribes, were quite clear about what would be done as early as 1884. I am surprised that it has taken so long for people to begin to twig what is going on. Very sorry to rub it in now.
In the early 1990s, I was very fortunate through the good offices of friends and colleagues and people who had known me for some time, to be able to enter the Royal Enclosure. At that time, under conservatism and unlike today under Stalinism no amount of money could get you in (socialism is different) I even clocked up enough appearances therein (four or five, I can’t now remember) to be able to “enter” my own wife. She has been once – in 1998 or 1999 (I think, I will have to check the badge if I can find it ever): that was enough, for it is merely honorific and of no substance, as you people all know. In a society of StaliNazis, where status is all, it did count.
If people are brawling and fighting over women, at Ascot, then I imagine that this is going on in the “Silver Ring”, or even outside that, where “Public Service Employees” may even congregate. This is the enclosure wherein anyone can go, on payment of a fee. I expect that this grawl (or “brawl”) has been organised in advance by the “Wireless Tele Vision Services”.
You can always tell if the MSM has organised an “Ascot” event, of any kind. This is because (a) there are no top hats (too expensive to trash – even grey ones – ) and (b) all the men’s morning suits are grey. You DO NOT hire a grey morning suit. Sorry. A Gentleman does not wear grey morning suits, even if Prince Charles (sad fellow) has been seen in one. Morning suits are black. That is what they are.