David Davis
I didn’t know things had declined this far. h/t the Oboclown.
Clearly, crackers contain dangerous explosives, and ought to be only issued on presentation of a State-Blauschein, countersigned by your local Gauleiter or “Neighbourhood Safety Manager”.
To get round the restrictions if you are a parent under the age of 15, and you need crackers for the kids, do this: the recipe for black powder substitute is here, and the detonators are here. You still will be unable to buy the reactants though….
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…if you are a parent under the age of 15, and you need crackers for the kids…
Nice
though surely the grandparents could still buy them. They’d have to be at least in their late twenties.