US Obamabarmy Education.


Fred Bloggs.

Now in America school children are being taught to sing the praises of Obama, literally.
Heres the lyrics:

Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that all must lend a hand [?]
To make this country strong again
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said we must be clear today
Equal work means equal pay
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said that we must take a stand
To make sure everyone gets a chance
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
He said Red, Yellow, Black or White
All are equal in his sight
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama
Yes
Mmm, mmm, mm!

Barack Hussein Obama

Hello, Mr. President we honor you today!
For all your great accomplishments, we all [do? doth??] say “hooray!”
Hooray Mr. President! You’re number one!
The first Black American to lead this great na-TION!
Hooray, Mr. President something-something-some
A-something-something-something-some economy is number one again!
Hooray Mr. President, we’re really proud of you!
And the same for all Americans [in?] the great Red White and Blue!
So something Mr. President we all just something-some,
So here’s a hearty hip-hooray a-something-something-some!
Hip, hip hooray! (3x)

Please don’t give Gordon ideas, we would be singing “The Ode of the one eyed Scotsman”

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3 responses to “US Obamabarmy Education.

  1. It is the “Fuhrerprinzip” all over again. I did warn the USA for most of last year about this man, but nobody took any notice.

    They were all too busy despising George W Bush, which was quite fun and novel as he didn’t seem to want to hit back at anyone except real enemies.

  2. Oh lord, is this serious? The next step no doubt will be for them to sing it with their right arms outstretched at 45 degrees.

  3. They’ll start with both arms out or up first. That looks cuddly and religious and childlike.

    Then, it’ll come down form On High that you only need to put out the right one….