My heart bleeds for the cheeeldren. The “reason the farm stayed open was because of money”. (So why else would it be there then?)
Anyone who calles their children “Aaron” and “Todd” in the 21st Century, and refers to them as “guys”, deserves to stay thinking E Coli is a virus.
And by the way, what is a “petting farm”? Is it where you go to have a snog?