How name DEFRA bureaucrats does it take to change a light-bulb?
About 165,000, and they’ve lied about it being duff.
Christopher Booker has discovered that the ban on Tungsten incandescent bulbs is actually not legal.
How many well-brought-up young Jewish men studying Law does it take to change a light bulb?
“It’s all right my dear son, your poor old mother doesn’t mind sitting in the dark already”.