Keeley Hazell doesn’t want you to get burgled, so buy an i-Pod with a gun attached…..

Posted on 22 January, 2009 by | 6 Comments

David Davis

So that you can shoot straight, it seems you need an i-Pod now:-

Here she is, I expect the gun fits between the boobs, without being observed quickly:-

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And, thanks to The Remittance Man, we have this, just in! When I grow up, I want to be like mommy:-


And here she is again….(update, someone on the interwebthingy seems to have removed the image from the link…)


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6 Responses to Keeley Hazell doesn’t want you to get burgled, so buy an i-Pod with a gun attached…..

  1. Pingback: And here’s Keeley Hazell to entertain you all at dinner tonight… « The Libertarian Alliance: BLOG

  2. Steven Northwood | 23 January, 2009 at 7:24 pm |

    Yeah it’s a great invention, the iPod gun, gets you really pumped up ready to do the job. You can store the entire works of Genesis and Phil Collins on it. It holds more than the damn magazine though, that’s the only problem!

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  4. Pedro Gomez | 30 October, 2009 at 11:00 pm |

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  5. The League of Diabolical Despots | 19 November, 2009 at 5:32 pm |

    Dear People of the Librarian Alliance,

    We the heads of The League of Diabolical Despots (consisting of Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Charlie Chaplin, Idi Amin Dada, Joseph Stalin, Atilla the Hun and Zulu king Mpande) have after some massive debating now finished.

    Best of luck hooking a duck,
    The League of Diabolical Despots

    PS Hitler has asked that we make it clear that the best of luck comment doesn’t apply to Jews, gays, those with physical or mental disabilities and anyone with Gypsy blood.

    PPS Atilla the Hun had to eat the biscuit.

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