“Antispywaremaster” … can anybody in the commentariat tell me what to do about it?


David Davis

Oh, and I’ve researched some other death-torments for writers of “antispywaremaster”, not just this one below (I didn’t invent it – ask me who did it first.) Shall I publish them then?

This sort of stuff we have to face just wastes so much time, and I am so so angry. Time is all we have,  after all, to fight socialism and eraze it form humanity’s memory before we die, which is a duty.

I am writing this on another machine, for safety. “Antispywaremaster” is a very clever device which does all the things you can google about. Perhaps some of you have seen it, even. YOU don’t download it – it comes to YOU.

(1) It takes away your desktop, and nothing works except >ctrl-alt-del< which brings up windows task manager. You can then find your desktop by typing in the path, as if it was a command-line. Good so far.

(2) Then it pretends you have spyware and infected files “on your computer”. It also pretends you have what it calls “ILLEGAL PORN”. It even throws some up for you and you can’t close the browser window before you wife comes into the room.

(3) Whatever button you click on, it downloads itelsef to your machine.

(4) It originates in the Ukraine. These people want to be the Friends of the West: they should know better than to do what they do.

Oh, and it hijacks your registry-settings and buggers about with them. Now and then, sort of randomly, so you don’t know what will work when you press anything. Or not.

I will get rid of it somehow, but in the meantime,#

(A) The penalty for doing what they do, will be DEATH. When I find them, I will butcher them. Alive, as follows.

(B) It will be slow and protracted.

(C) PLease note: the following process in this section (C) may take up to 40 or 50 minutes…you need a strong stomach to continue…A virus writer may be hung up, upside down, by its (a virus-writer is always a man and a sort of male geek - why?) feet, with its hands tied behind its back. An executioner, carefully enveloped in a blood-proof binliner, will get a medium meat-cleaver (fairly sharp, so as to “do” bone), and, working from the front, will go down the death-ee from the crotch, downwards, to halfway up the breastbone, past the lower (now upper) ribs, quite slowly, using small strokes, but getting in as far as the aorta but not cutting it at all, nor the renal arteries, nor the hepatic artery, not the hepatic portal vein… The blood-hydrostatic pressure needs to be kept up as far as possible for as long as possible. This will need some skill.

(D) The death-ee/virus-writer may be given, forcibly, vasodilator drugs beforehand, by injection, while it is being held down, to stop it bleeding too much too fast while being slowly opened from its front by the executioner.

(E) The death-ee is upside down, so as to keep blood-pressure into its brain as high as possible for as long as possible.

(F) The death-ee will be left to die but will be given amphetamines by injection periodically, to maintain blood pressure and consicousness.

if Ukrainian people are dong this sort of virus stuff, then these particular individuals have not learnt the first elsson about how we behave in the West. These individuals deserve to live under the shadow of communism and Putin the Pig, for ever.

 

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12 responses to ““Antispywaremaster” … can anybody in the commentariat tell me what to do about it?

  1. Pingback: Post number 626 (below) is nasty and vindictive because I am angry, my time has been wasted, and my computer, which is a weapon of war against socialists, slowed. See below. « The Libertarian Alliance: BLOG

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  3. It is a sin of the highest degree to take away a person’s internet. Serious withdrawl symptoms. I’m not sure how to get rid of that stuff David, but if you have a copy of Windows you can always download a killdisk onto a floppy and clear your disk. I did that when I got pop-ups constantly, although they came back in the end. There must be an easier way but computers aren’t really my strong point.

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  5. I’ll find a way Steven. But I still think the penalty should be death. How can we organise it, then? I’m sure all the virus-writers are lefties, or mac users (who are smug all the time and therefore have got to be wrong.)

    I like Bill Gates, and think that people hate him because he did what that woman (who threw wine over Sir Terrence Conran at a party on London in the 1980s) said: “You have taken all our Precious Things (i.e. computing), and you have “GIVEN THEM TO EVERYONE”. She meant glass pasta-jars from Tuscany etc, but I think Bill Gates and Windows are more deeply hated, (and therefore attacked, by stalinist losers who can’t do jobs or be with humans, but can only write code, what fucking losers they must be) since he has liberated more people round the world than a mere fashionista who popoularised glass pasta-jars for trendy kitchens.

  6. And no, I can’t write “code” either. I would love to know how to do that, one day. I would feel good, and that I had understood something important about Man. It would be, for me, an honour.

    But people who take this gift, and corrupt it, and use it for Evil, and for wasting and taking the time of others, and their machines, which is to say,their property, so it is theft, are Wicked, and should DIE.

    As they will mostly be atheists (I bet you 5p), they will get nothing, which is what they deserve.

  7. I can’t write “code” either. I would love to know how to do that, one day.

    Have a look at this. It’s a simple introduction to a very good programming language that you may try in your browser.

    As they will mostly be atheists …

    We’re not all bad, you know.
    Strangely enough my colleagues (I work in a university computing research department) are mostly statists and Christians who find my atheism and libertarianism rather odd.

  8. Sorry to hear about your misfortune, David.

    Windows has to be tweaked quite a bit until it is anywhere near safe to use – a good firewall (preferably hardware), antivirus software (regularly updated), Firefox browser instead of Internet Explorer and a healthy diet of regular windows updates.

    For free software, I recommend:
    -Antivir virus software: http://www.free-av.com
    -Comodo firewall: http://www.personalfirewall.comodo.com/
    -Lavasoft adaware:
    http://www.lavasoftusa.com/products/ad_aware_free.php
    -Firefox browser: http://www.mozilla.com/firefox

    Personally however, I use the “libertarian” operating system – Linux, which I have never suffered any spyware/virus problems with. I understand it’s not for everyone though. Don’t discount Mac computers, they are pretty secure despite the smug stereotype of their users.

  9. What I use when I fix other’s virus-riddled machines is this CD, as it’s pretty tough to fix malware problems on the same machine:
    http://www.ubcd4win.com/

    If I didn’t live so far away I’d try and help you, but maybe there are some local libertariat that can assist?

  10. Don’t discount Mac computers, they are pretty secure despite the smug stereotype of their users.

    Good advice – I have had considerable success supplying family members previously only used to Windows with Macs.

  11. Just to let everybody know, I fixed it, using PCTools Spyware Doctor which was very effective, and no further trouble has been experienced.

  12. Linux is not a “libertarian operating system”, at least not from an Anarcho-Capitalist point of view, because its (L)GPL license is anti-business and relies on government force. You can simply use a permissively-licensed UNIX variant like FreeBSD instead!

    http://forum.freestateproject.org/index.php?topic=19771