The Libertarian Alliance: BLOG

David Davis 

I HAVE to show this to you guys, it is soooooo funny.

 Here, sort of.

Er. Ummm. On second thoughts, it’s perhaps not that funny. Just a little bit, in a proper, Western, liberal, sort of satirical way.  Just true and sad. We laugh at our foes: they can’t - they have to KILL, because everything is SERIOUS. Buggers. Have to get rid of them before harm is done - to us, and (much later on as it’s far far bigger than we are, about 1E22 times!) to the Planet.

The problem that all lefties and other related nazis (Nazism is always on the Extreme Left, and ever will be, and no amount of ranting and hooting and rioting and Polly-Toynbeeing by socialists can change this axiom at all) eventually have, is that they become humorous in their own right, and the pleasure is all ours, for they Can’t See It.

It’s a square world, and the Slobodian* slobs have not got it even after nearly 50 years of Michael Bentine telling them it is. They go on and on and on, strutting, wearing shades, fried-egg-compilations of medals and sashes all over their fronts, and they continue to ride in phalanxes of glossy, black, German limousines. (MERCS FOR JERKS - has anybody written the wikipedia page for this yet? I do not know.) I guess it’s just like Ken Livingstone, although he’s so influenced (by the Huggy-Chav of course!) that he can’t find his shades by lunchtime.

* I’m sorry - I could not find a link to help you to describe “Slobodia”, if you are under approx age 58.

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Problem: (University Philosophy Finals Exam, er, type of thingy. I don’t know, I’m a Bumpkin.)

WHY DO SOCIALISTS TAKE THEIR ENEMIES SO SERIOUSLY,

AND NEVER, NEVER, EVER LAUGH AT THEM OR SATIRIZE THEM?

DISCUSS.