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This today from Hot Air.

Personally, I think it was staged, so as to create yet another offence to put on the statute books;

“If a male, and while being recorded or not, pinching or appearing to pinch, or conspiring with or without others to pinch, the bottom of a state-broadcasting-female-executive, whether of the BBC or of any other Channel. The appearance of appearing to pinch a State TV Female’s bottom shall be deemed to mean the actual pinching of the same bottom, and shall constitute an offence.”

Life gets more and more ridiculous every day, doesn’t it. If it was not tragic for Mankind and for the furtherance of God’s Vision for the Cosmos as prosecuted by The English West, which is the Only Heir to the traditon for this imho, then it would merely be funny. But it’s not.

Here’s the video of it.

Here’s the article. 

Libertarians, and other hominids, have, I am sure, pinched women’s bottoms since God was in short trousers. I’d do it more, if I could get away with it, cos’ they are nice, so I can only use my wife in nearly all circumstances, and she then wails and complains that I am not sweeping the patio of rotting pears, or some such irrelevant stuff that is nowt to do with women’s bottoms. It is what their bottoms are for, after all, otherwise they would not be accentuated visually, and then they would not be the shape that they are supposed to be. You can’t gainsay Richard Dawkins, after all!

If God had not intended Men to have sex with Women, then he would not have given women bottoms for pinching, by men, as a necessary signal for the process to be started.

A pinchable bottom means that she will breed well as there is enough fat on her to sustain a pregnancy (shun low-fat foods! NOW!)***…..it has always been so, as our biology is at least 1,185,000 years ahead of socialism’s attempts to redefine it to the purposes of the gramscian sex-gestapo. The phrase to use, really, to check that you - as a woman - should NOT buy something is “does my bum look a bit too small in this?” If the answer is yes, don’t buy!

Twenty-one cheers for the man in the video. If he is not caught, and if his life is not ruined, then may he be as successful as any of us could want in life, and may he go forth and multiply hugely. But not with Telly-State-princesses; just ordinary women.

*** What you must all do now…..

When you are in a supermarket, and you pick up any stuff that says “low fat”……. or any variant of same, just shout…

” LOW FAT??????????? CAN’T EAT THAT THEN, CAN WE !!!!! “

Make sure that you can be heard by at least eight people who are within ordinary talking distance of your trolley. I will bet you 5p that FOUR of them will laugh, and ONE will agree with you…out loud. Fats are what make stuff tase of anything, chemically. The State(s) may be determined to remove TASTE from food, as “taste”, allowed in something, would then be a suitably sexy reward for compliance, in something. But……..this could be the start of the fightback, if you want.